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An untitled peace offering1. He tells her

She tells him:
I love you like the wind does the vertebra of a whale washed up on a grey pebble lakeshore in a thunderstorm.
He tells her:
There are no whales in lakes.

2.

That's just how he is. How he always has been. A man, a boy, who has the most intense desire to believe but the inability to grasp the abstract. She has the opposite problem. They do well together. She looks at him now and it's like running her palm over a sunbathed banister: the way he is frowning into nothi An untitled peace offering
in General Romantic Fiction 1d 7h ago

Your Magdalene HairYou're like a hose with a thumb over it: Spitting syllables
out of your
copper
ring
mouth
Which slurp over
sullen dirt clumps And convince them
to loosen;
Which are
gulped
greedily By gnarled
old man finger
roots;
Which
wash
clean my rosebud toes
That you will later dry
With your
spiders' silk Magdalene hair Your Magdalene Hair
in Open on 3/23/08

He Tells HerShe tells him:
I love you like the wind does the vertebra of a whale washed up on a grey pebble lakeshore in a thunderstorm.
He tells her:
There are no whales in lakes. He Tells Her
in Open on 3/20/08

The Fourth Wise ManYou heard it wrong:
Four wise men followed the star, carrying frankincense, gold, and myrrh, and a beginner's guide to establishing peace on earth.
The fourth wise man thought,
optimistically, "Fuck it,"
and fell in the sea of Gallilee, where it was warm, and where it was pleasant, where it was wet and weird fishes nibbled his toes, and where he could not swim carrying a beginner's guide to establishing peace on earth.
So they both sank. The Fourth Wise Man
in Open on 3/11/08

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Journal Entry: Thu May 15, 2008, 3:25 PM

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I'll be there. Will you?

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My dad bought tickets for Simon and I.

I think I peed a little.

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Also, the latest episode of House? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(If you spoil me for the next episode, I'll kill you. With a bus.)

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EDIT: Oh, and have an update. [link]

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Mood: Euphoric
Listening to: oh, girl sailor, don't sink her this time
Reading: Moby Dick
Watching: House, again. AHHHHHHHfsklgjjjjj.
Playing: Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Eating: air
Drinking: water

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Website
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Email
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AIM
Moribund1977
Skype
moribund_the_burgermeister1977

Current Age: 19
Current Residence: Earth.
Interests: Music, writing, doodlin', sleeping, staring at beautiful things
Favourite movie: Uh.
Favourite band or musician: Peter Gabriel, Genesis, Radiohead, [insert rest of massive list here]
Favourite genre of music: Progressive Rock
Favourite artist: Uh.
Favourite poet or writer: Richard Brautigan
Favourite photographer: Uh.
Favourite style or digital art: Uh.
Operating System: OSX
MP3 player of choice: iPoo'd
Shell of choice: Tortoise.
Wallpaper of choice: Uh.
Skin of choice: Uh.
Favourite game: Uh.
Favourite gaming platform: Uh.
Favourite cartoon character: Me.
Tools of the Trade: Idiocy and shamelessness

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~bO-Draw

6 days 15 hours ago

thanks a lot for the add!
Love

--
bO.

"Et dans le clair de lune il la vit...
a girl named bO."

*MANeatingCLOTHES

May 6, 2008, 9:41:44 AM

cheers for the faves

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. . . in the bed

*kiusa

May 5, 2008, 11:46:25 AM

an fav too ! c:

*Tsabo6

May 4, 2008, 3:09:31 AM

Thank you for the

!

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Check my Gallery: [link]

*kiusa

May 3, 2008, 3:12:37 AM

o hai !
thanks for the watch

~titnuage

May 2, 2008, 2:43:56 PM Mood: Joy

thanx for the fav'
I really enjoy it

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sorry for my English, I'm French ^^

Born with a creative soul and two left hands...

~HeyDog

May 1, 2008, 6:07:20 PM Mood: Joy

Thanks for the watch

~Kokitta

Apr 26, 2008, 3:50:30 PM

thanks ^^

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~so1rfan

Apr 21, 2008, 7:57:45 PM

Thank you for the

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I try to keep the darkness away, but sometimes I lack the strength and it enslaves me.

~Subishi

Apr 3, 2008, 9:20:12 PM

thanks a bunch for the

on [link] !

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- We must away, ere break of day,
To claim our long-forgotten gold. -

~MarionetteCassee

Apr 3, 2008, 5:49:10 PM

Thankies for the fave darling

--
Marionnette Cassée

</3 And some day when I start to matter please just let me know..

=FaMz

Mar 29, 2008, 2:23:22 PM

_{thank you}

*cable9tuba

Mar 25, 2008, 8:38:00 PM

many thanks for the fav and the DA watch

~movinkindaslow

Mar 24, 2008, 3:17:37 AM Mood: Wow!

Much thanks for the FAV..

*Paleuf

Mar 19, 2008, 12:55:05 AM

Thanks for the

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Yo.

*malikanas

Mar 16, 2008, 9:24:17 AM

Thank you so much.

~mahlukat

Mar 10, 2008, 10:00:26 PM

tesekkurler

~HedgehogBeeblebrox

Mar 10, 2008, 4:52:37 PM

Thanks for the watch!

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I WANT TO RIDE MY BI-CY-CLE
I WANT TO RIDE MY BIIIIIKE

~Crackart

Mar 9, 2008, 5:22:52 AM

thank you for the fave....

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the camera suture [link]

*queenhrosie

Mar 8, 2008, 10:40:58 PM

Thanks for the +favs!

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I hear
your voice
down the hall, through the window, above
all those trees, a light
it seems
& you are singing. What song
is that The words
are beautiful.

-LeRoi Jones

~Phazonaddict